Coin Op-The Comic

Today's strip kinda leads into today's question....Did you ever hear anything that you really wish you didn't hear ever? The strip for instance is true, when I went on vacation to Orlando one year, my roommate decided to throw a weeklong party in the apartment. And he called it MattTGras, in an attempt to be like MardiGras, and apparently was quite sucessful. I find out about the party after I come back to town and everything seemed normal and in place so I said nothing.
Now a week later, at yet another party, a co-worker/"friend" comes up to me really drunk and apologizes for sleeping with this one girl on my bed. And I hear of another couple that did the same thing on my bed. So when Matt is asked about this happening, (please keep in mind he's very drunk as well) he says "yeah I knew, the stain went away so I didn't bother washing the sheets or anything".
I'll let your imagination go wild with what I passed out in when I got back from Orlando.

In case anyone happened to stumble across the #1 and #2 strip these last couple of days....that little guy on the strip is my attempt at rationally explaining how the old strips are now becoming readable. He should be appearing shortly in the main storyline and I think you guys will like him.

Until the psych ward realizes I forged my discharge papers with crayons
I remain.
Roo