Coin Op-The Comic

Have you ever played the "I'll sue you" game?

I've worked in the amusement industry (aka, gameroom person) for 7 years. I've played this game at least 3 times a week.

The rules are simple, go into a place. Ask for something unreasonable, then say "I'll sue you!" You can follow up with statements like "You'll work for me, then I'll fire your @$$!"
You can use your imagination at this point, but you get the general idea.

The reason I'm bringing this up. In about 2 weeks I'm introducing a character that will receive repeated abuse. Now as there are groups out there who can't tell cartoon violence between real violence. It's these same @$$-holes who had ET remade where the suits had their guns digitally removed as to not scare the little kids. Heaven forbid they find out about violence by means of the 6 o clock news or something.

I figured I'd at least warn you all in advance about Mikey and what I'm planning on putting him through.
(go back and read the add-on public service annoucement)

As for those parents who decided to hold back on that talk about what is real and what is fake with their kids should go and do that NOW!!!! Put down the beer or the porn and go talk to your kids now. I'm not kidding, I'll wait. This is one of those crucial, life building, life lessons THAT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH TO YOUR KID!!!! Not mine, not your teacher's, not the TV, not the radio, not even the internet for crying out loud.

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, YOUR KID, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, NOT MINE!!!
AND IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU @#$#@$!!!
alright, I feel better.
thanks for putting up with that

Until next time...
"Roo"